Esto’s cartoons often really hit the spot. This one really reminds me of my husband and myself.
When I told my 98% Ashkenazi husband that his Y-DNA haplogroup (E1a1 aka E-M44) probably originated in Timbuktu, he started dancing around the room shouting “I am black!”
He also has about .1% Sub-Saharan in his autosomal DNA even on the conservative view at 23andme. Plus his haplogroup is not even listed at Europedia under European Y haplogroups. So perhaps some Sub-Saharan trader made his way to Israel a few thousand years ago, since this haplogroup seems to be found in low frequencies among Ashkenazim according to this forum post: http://www.eupedia.com/forum/threads/30003-E1a1-Jews-and-Natufians
Next time we saw Ron, a black friend of ours, my husband proudly told him the good news. Ron just shook his head and said, “Black and jewish!” The implication being more ways for people to discriminate against my true love, LOL.